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Break Up With Your Boyfriend

Ten Items Or Fewer

She’d Been To Better Parties

woman with bird by Pablo Picasso

Little Birds

my dog Theo in lounge mode

My Dog Theo

Rachel Pollon Williams and her dog Theo

Bad At Love

Horses

The Job Interview

Middle School Preparedness Tips

comic headstone

No Longer Wondering

badass chick

Three Songs I Can Imagine Being Played Over The Sound System As I Walked To The Mound If I Was a Major League Baseball Relief Pitcher

that guy from Swingers

Area Woman, Rejected By McSweeney’s,
Comes Close to Totally Reenacting That Scene from Swingers

How I Imagine a Typical Fight Goes Between the Couple in Arcade Fire

Working Title: May I Pitch You Just a Few of My TV Show Ideas?

Take Your Pick Advice

Transcript of Paul Ryan’s Side of the Conversation When He Called His Mom to Ask If She’d Join Him in Florida

“Love, Me” AKA My Boy Band Song

Change for a Ten (From “The Beautiful Anthology”)

ATTN: John Bowles/Lobbyist for American Nazi Party RE: Let me be your Social Media Wizard

Watching the Last Fifteen Minutes of Sarah Palin Co-Hosting “The Today Show”

Ultimately Inappropriate Yet Oddly Fitting 2012 Presidential Campaign Theme Song Suggestions…

Michael Steele of The Bangles vs. Michael Steele Republican Party

Just A Few Of The Lies I’ve Told That Will Prevent Me From Ever Becoming Vice President – AKA My Charlie Gibson Interview

The Mind, It Wanders AKA High Standards

Rachel Pollon with good hair

A Thousand Words: I Like This Photo Because My Hair Looks Really Good

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